Forthwith Is Thou, Thy Trios Theory

Allow me to bestow upon you, a more definitive and yet simplistic view of how my mind works. As the years have gone by, books and various mediums of literature have imbued within my mind a higher sophistication of literacy and vocabulary alike. Whether it be an inner sense of superiority, or curse of intellect, there are those like me, who share a similar kindred of genius; however to some it may be considered nothing short of insanity.

This...paradoxical and conundrum that might be dubbed as the "insanity" gene, are shared by all of my closest friends. Those that have been most worthy of intellectual yet contradictory insane conversations, immoral, unethical, morbid, and insensible and absolutely downright inhuman trains of thought, are those that I respect and can truly be as myself around. They are like me, all the while making complete logical and at the same time illogical connections; a world of contradictions through oxymoron's in a paradox and paradise of hell. My mind wanders to and fro, in between sanity and sense. Philosophical yet crazy, all the while devising the answers to some questions this world may not have even known before, and the theory is where it all begins.

Interpreted by a wise and young man, devised by an amazing, pirate-loving, awesome badass, insane yet right on focus friend. That friend, is H.T. Fucking Glon, Captain Amazing, Harrison Glon. His theory, as I have expanded, and incorporated into my own life...Is as thus.

Thy Trios Theory (3's Theory)

Harrison once told me in our French I class, Senior Year, 8th hour gold...the finer details aren't necessary, we basically screwed our homework, didn't even try, and we were the only two seniors, the only two badasses among those pathetic freshman, man we ruled that class...I miss those days....anyways, he revealed to me how his life was based on a vicious circle of triple luck experiences. After having experienced such a phenomenon as this, I have delved deeper into the philosophy of this relatively ingenious theory.

As each coin has two sides, parallel opposites, or inverted outcomes...Then there must be an inverted form of The 3's Theory. Oddly enough, and illogical as it is, the 3's Theory that has affected my life is a pair.

Instead of a straightforward triple good luck, or triple bad luck, whether it lasts a day, and instance, or even longer. I find that the 3's Theory is an alternating luck phenomenon.

For example...

Ex.1
- I finally got hired for a Job after 8 months of searching
(Good Luck)
- I got sick the day after they hired me
(Bad Luck)
- I got paid for the first time, 198 dollars
(Good Luck)
- I found out I had a Hernia and was gonna have to have surgery and take weeks off of work
(Bad Luck)
- I found out I could miss work and keep my job, and my Hernia was not pain inducing at all
(Good Luck)
- I began to have and still have searing pains in my left thigh, like lightning bolts, probably from a pulled or strained muscle or pinched nerve from standing so long at work
(Bad Luck)

Ex.2
- God of War:Chains of Olympus was released
(Good Luck)
- Walmart wasn't selling it the day it was supposed to be sold, I wasted time and gas driving there plus me and Amanda got in a fight
(Bad Luck)
- Amanda and I fixed things, and God of War was to be sold the next day
(Good Luck)
- Next day, I went back, still no game, but they had the guide. Then I drove to Michigan City Meijers, but no, they wouldn't get it til 5:00pm, and I had to be at work at 6:00pm. Then I drove to BestBuy on Grape Road, for my last ditch effort to find it.
(Bad Luck)
- BestBuy had it, I purchased the game and went home
(Good Luck)
- PSP wouldn't update, the game wouldn't play. Pissed me off.
(Bad Luck)



Need I say more? Plus there's the Three Work Improvements I've gotten, 5 and I'm fired, and they last 6 months. The thing is, I got them in succession.
Week 1 (worked 3 days)
Day 1, February 1st, Written Up
Week 2 (worked 3 days)
Day 2, February 9th, Written Up
Week 3 (worked 3 days)
Day 3, February 18th, Written Up

So far no problems.




Harrison Glon, your 3's Theory is indeed powerful and conclusive. You are the most insane yet awesomely badass person I know. I am honored to know you, and must bow in respect.

Goddamn, keep up the fucking badass awesomeness H.T. Glon!
Few know you for who you are, and they should be ashamed of themselves, only thinking of you as their aide, you are a friend, and you should be treated as such.

Kudos, Kudos to you friend.